Jokes.....

Interviewer: There Are 500
Bricks On A Plane. You Drop One Outside. How Many Are Left?

Applicant: That's Easy, 499

Interviewer: What Are The Three Steps To Put An Elephant Into A Fridge?

Applicant: Open The Fridge.
Put The Elephant In.
Close The Fridge.

Interviewer: What Are The Four Steps To Put A Deer Into The Fridge?

Applicant: Open The Fridge.
Take The Elephant Out.
Put The Deer In.
Close The Fridge.

Interviewer: It's Lion's Birthday, All The Animals Are There Except One, Why?

Applicant: Because The Deer Is In The Fridge.

Interviewer: How Does An Old Woman Cross A Swamp Filled With Crocodiles?

Applicant: She Just Crosses It Because The Crocodiles Are At The Lion's Birthday.

Interviewer: Last Question. In The End The Old Lady Still Died.
Why?

Applicant: Err....I Guess She Drowned?

Interviewer: No! She Was Hit By The Brick. You May Leave Now.